Show-Animals

".....Very few of us are fortunate enough to have a bona fide courtesan occupying our beds, and most of us wouldn't like the idea of sharing her, anyway. So we'll have to settle for the next best thing, which consists of training that delightful, over-educated all-American doll we picked up, to be the private courtesan and beautiful show-animal a real man has some use for.

With a pure-bred dog one begins training it when it's a puppy--using a combination of commands, love, punishment and reward to set up the sort of conditioned reflexes--obedience, if you will--which is so essential in a good dog.

Women, however, are not dogs. They're more like horses. Wild horses. And like a yearling which has grown through her colthood on the range, the average doll must first be broken to the saddle before love, punishment and reward can have any effect......"

circa 1961