THIS IS MY LIFE
THIS IS MY MIND
THIS IS MY CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS
THIS IS THE AMERICAN MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AT
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO TO YOUNG MEN WHEN I GET THEM IN MY CLUTCHES
In honor of the arrival Wednesday of Bella Elizabeth Duque, a Taurus with a shock of dark hair like her father, Luis, who for three years was my live-in Hispanic (there needs to be a term for that.) Although Luis had lots of natural ability, I take some credit for classing up his act, and getting him married into a well-fixed local Catholic family. I had a wonderful experience standing up for him on the altar of our wildly overdecorated local church. The lighting was so superb I felt like I was in a movie.
Later, I crashed and burned giving the toast. Why did I think it was important to tell the gathered, "I want you to know! I never had sex with that boy! Luis. Luis Duque!"
As his "American father," I was forgiven. They are a very happy, growing family