CIA Special Adviser for WMD in Iraq Charles Duelfer, Senate Armed Services Chairman John Warner and Major General Keith Dayton

Photo by Mark Wilson

Can you believe that John Warner and Elizabeth Taylor were ever married, even for a moment? Just look at the Vulcan eye sockets. Oh, I forgot. She's Jewish. That explains it.

Add this image to your study carrel. General Dayton is the man teaching Palestinians in the West Bank how to subdue their countrymen the American way---with police brutality! I like the way he poses all innocent-like next to those other two horrors. Defend me from the horror of these three!

(Why doesn't Getty just shut me down, I wonder? Hmmm...)